I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize