what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I did not marry a roomba.
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