Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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