He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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