Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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