Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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