My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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