Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
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