The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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