Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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