I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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