one two three fourrrrnication!
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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