I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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