Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
P.S. I can't hear my feet
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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