why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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