Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
nutella sex= disaster
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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