i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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