Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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