the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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