Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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