I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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