I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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