Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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