What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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