try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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