Plan B is the new Plan A
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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