It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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