great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
you had me at cake vodka
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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