About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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