well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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