: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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