..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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