You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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