i don't like sucking hair
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
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