You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Randomize
