She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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