I love black thongs
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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