So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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