She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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