Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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