thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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