we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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