i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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