I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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