They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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