it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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