Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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