508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Randomize
