U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Buhtt sex?
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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