hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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