Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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