Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Randomize
