Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I have aggressive nipples.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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