Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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